How often...

[gopuggo]

...do you find yourself saying the below to your pug(s)?

1. Where are you?
   • or the more dreaded "Where were you?"
2. What are you eating? or What's in your mouth? (Usually followed by "Drop it! I said Drop it!")
   • or the more dreaded "What did you just eat?"
3. You can't have any. Because...
   • you're allergic to it.
   • it'll make you barf (or) make you poop weird.
   • cuz it's mine.
4. Who farted?
5. Hey! Get out of there!

[Tinker's mom]

1) zero times because she's always with me.
2)several times a day!
3)multiple times a day!
4)never have to ask-it's silent but deadly lol
5)rarely, again she's velcroed to me!

[Melody]

Four out of five... often.

[bnwebm]

Mine are more like
1. What are you doing, it's too quiet in here.
2. No, STOP IT, you ate 15 minutes ago!
3. GET OUT OF THE TUB! (he jumps in to get a treat)
4. Quit trying to open the fridge!
5. MOVE OVER, its a friggen queen size bed!

[gopuggo]

1. What are you doing, it's too quiet in here.

A quiet pug is an up-to-no-good pug. lol

[Poochysforever]

Cute thread :)

Mine are more like:
1. No Max No!! (Usually said when I find him sitting in the center of the kitchen table and he's BLIND!)
2. Jenny No No!! (Usually when I find her attemting to break into the fridge and when she's flipping over couch cushions to find
a leftover crumb or treat of some kind)
After the cat has puked up a hairball and Jenny insists that it is puggy manna for her to feast upon.
3. Ewwww...who farted?
4. No Son, you can't have that because:
*you have allergies.
* it will give you gas.
* it might make you sick and will cost mommy lots of money!
5. No Jenny, you can't have that because:
* you are a little fluffy around the waist.
* because it is mine and I pay all the bills here! :)
Ohhh how I love them and wouldn't want to have it any other way!!

[Wonka & Nilla]

Cute thread!

[MushusMommy]

Where are you?
or the more dreaded "Where were you?"
Often. Especially followed by "What are you doing in the kitchen? Stop nosing around in there!"

What are you eating? or What's in your mouth? (Usually followed by "Drop it! I said Drop it!")
YUP. He loves to eat the seeds that fall off of the palm trees. My kingdom for someone who can tell me how to stop him.
or the more dreaded "What did you just eat?"

You can't have any. Because...
you're allergic to it.
it'll make you barf (or) make you poop weird.
cuz it's mine.
He's not much of a beggar, thank goodness.

Who farted?
More like "What is....? OH, MUSHU!"

Hey! Get out of there!
Never. He's pretty much got the run of the joint.