I'm the New Jackson Pollock, by Zoe

[6 Beautiful Pugs]

The Modern Art World is abuzz. I have discovered a way to profit from my current sad affliction.

Most of you know that I am currently burdened with the bothersome combination of watery stools, gas and no sphincter control. I have painted the bedding, the floor and the staff's clothing. No one has ever called me a dumb fawn, no sir we little black diva girls know how to make lemonade when given lemons.....so I am marketing my skills.

I just got off the phone with the local Art Supply Store and they are delivering scads of stretched canvases. I shall follow in the footsteps of Jackson Pollock and paint spatter paintings so the world can appreciate my talents. As of now, my palette is limited to shades of yellow, green and tan....with the occasional streak of vibrant red. If you would care to commission a sofa sized piece, I'm sure I will have it completed by dinnertime.

I may even do a few "spatter and smears" as limited edition works.

I hear Bailey will soon be helping "boost" production.

Please contact my agent for pricing.

Love,
Zoe

[tall grass pugs]

You kill me, Zoe.

Of course, there is always the option of carpeting your house in lovely linoleum.

[6 Beautiful Pugs]

My morning dabbles:



Love,
Zoe

[tall grass pugs]

Evocative, soul searching, the cutting edge of minimalist art.

[BeachyKeen]

[Tinker's mom]

Girl, there's got to be a better way to make a living!

[ayleash]

"scratch and sniff" offers as new "flavor" will be the headline!

[6 Beautiful Pugs]

She has this for the art critic:



Take care,
Lisa

[PugMa]

Zoe got skillz!

[CSollers]

This reminds me of an old John Waters movie that was shown in "Odorama".