Dis is Lucy and I need advice

[Nell's Mom]

Dis is Lucy. Der is dis new bald creature livin' in my house. She has all the good toyz. I am not happy 'bout it. She even has one dat squeaks. Mommy sez it's not mine. How can it not be mine??? Dis hairless one even tried to share wif me and mommy told me No. Does anyone have sum advice for me? Can u come get dis bald thing and take her to ur house?

[tocents]

Dearest Lucy:

I believe you need to consult with another puggy with a baby in the house for guidance. Her name is Co-Pilot and she has trained her baby Carter to share his toys. There are photos to prove it. Talk to Co-Pilot-she apparently knows the secret to training these babies properly. But if that fails, we will gladly make room in Texas for you. But be warned-the terrier ends up with all the toys-you'll have to put him in his place.

Sincerely,

Bubba Chunk
Gentleman and Scholar

[PugMomto3]

Dis is Hercules. me momma is watching one of dose hoomna critters tew and hers is always steeling me toys. So I just steals hers.

Da odder day, she had da nerb tew steal my kong..imagine dat!! It just comed outta da dishwasher an mommy putted it in my toy box and da wittle one steeled it!

I feel yer pain Lucy!

[Newsie96]

Dear Lucy,
Please tell your mother that the time has come for you to return home to your foster mommy. You shouldn't have to share the squeaky toys. I believe I put that in your adoption contract and clearly your mother is violating it.

Plus, there are no bald pugs here and you can have all the toys you want.
Love,
Your former foster mommy

(Amanda, I had to try!!!)

P.S. I'll be down in D.C. this summer to collect you, but I can come sooner if needed.

[Nell's Mom]

Dear Lucy,
Please tell your mother that the time has come for you to return home to your foster mommy. You shouldn't have to share the squeaky toys. I believe I put that in your adoption contract and clearly your mother is violating it.

Plus, there are no bald pugs here and you can have all the toys you want.
Love,
Your former foster mommy

(Amanda, I had to try!!!)

P.S. I'll be down in D.C. this summer to collect you, but I can come sooner if needed.

I dunno. I hear Murphy wikes kats now!!

[Daisy's Daddy]

Dis is Daisy. We hab liddle peeple wid gud toys come ober sumtimes. Me and Huck feel yur pain. Our liddle peeple even hab tings called bottles wid fud in dem dat we cant share.

Wen dey get a liddle bigger doh, dey drop fud off de table and dats gud.

[Newsie96]

Dear Lucy,
It's all propagana. I was framed. I hate cats. Ask Maxwell - I harass him all the time.

I miss you. I promise not to bite your butt if you come back.

Your former foster brother,
-Murphy

P.S. Mommy thinks I'm lying about the butt thing, but I promise to at least try.

I dunno. I hear Murphy wikes kats now!!

[hagridsmom]

Dear Lucy,

I'd be more than happy to take the bald thing, but I think your Mommy might have something to say about that! BD, Hagrid and PUgsley would be very happy to have you come and live here. We have LOTS of toys and nobody tells you NO! Of course, you'll have to share, but I'm sure BD will let you have his ducky, and Pugsley will let you have his cow. Hagrid says you have to leave his chewy alone, but you can have his Teddy Bear. Don't you worry, little honey, you just come over here. We'll take care of you and share all the toys you want.

[sfgiants]

Wucy,

The bald thing simply shouldn't have toys that can't be shared. Most of us learned this in preschool when we were asked "do you have enough for everyone in the class to have one?" Clearly your Mommy missed that day.

Do we need Queen Puggles to decree it so, or Ceylon to issue an injunction?

[Blanche]

Fie on all naked/bald interlopers. You were there first, ergo the toys are clearly yours.
Come to Canada where girl pugs rule supreme over all and even have the The Boy beguiled to our ways.
Maude.