It's tough being a Hooligan (pics)

[SairaLV]

Hooligan here. Let me update you on my life a little-wayyyyyyyy back, I used the be an only pug. I had a cat buddy and that was fine with me.

This is a re-enactment picture of me with a cat and me happy:


Then my mommy brought home a pug (well she CALLED it a pug-but it was black!!!), and he annoyed me. Luckily, because I am so wonderful, I tolerated him. We became "friends" I guess but I am still superior to him:


THEN!!!! My mom kept bringing in all these other pugs. Luckily they all left after a while. She said they were "fosters"-but she brought this one in and she ISN'T LEAVING, People!


Did she clone Indy?


I try to run away and hide but they are ALWAYS THERE, like a nightmare!


I try to chew a toy in peace but SHE is always hovering:


She is a jerk:


She always gets her way:


Poor ME! What a sad story I have, huh??

[Two Crazy Pugs]

Dear Sweet, Lovable Hooli. It must be torture living in those conditions. How dare your mommy clone Indy. One was enough for you! Come walk a few doors down anytime you need to get away. But, we have our own evils here...

[Milosmom]

Hooli : Miloman here... Ohhh how I feel your pain. Once upon a time long ago (well in my eyes) I was a happy only until the humans decided I needed a little brother. He wasn't so bad and even looked like me. That was cool , but THEN the mother person acquired another furried child similiar to the clones which reside with you.
It's a conspiracy I tell you..... there's something WRONG with that black thing. He's hyper, wild, chaotic, ofton biting/licking my ears and chomping my hams. To add insult to injury - when he does calm for a brief amount of time, he thinks I'm his personal PILLOW . Mom says he's simply a hyper baby and will surely outgrow it eventually. She's fibbing I'm sure because I've waited over a year.....
I would invite you to come live with me and we'd be grumpy buddies together but as you can clearly see... things are not much better in my house..
I've found this is the appropriate response to my constant charcoal colored shadow...





It's a recurring theme as you can note.... but still the pest rarely leaves me be.

P.S. The mother person says you could always pack up the tiny little black irritant and send her to my address. She's in love, but I can tell you I'm not fond of that idea at all, on the other hand.... Perhaps pesky Dra would play with her and leave me alone for awhile buying us both some peace.
Thoughts to ponder dear friend.

[mushusmom]

I'm sorry I can't rescue you Hooli. I have two of those black ones myself so you wouldn't be any happier. I could, however, take that little clone off of your paws. The fiesty one they call Sophie. Just send her here to Michigan. Better yet, I'll wait until it's really cold here and then I'll come out and visit Vegas and bring Sophie home. I'm sure your mom will go for it. Yeah, of course she will.

[rckrmel]

Zoe here - why do you think I hide under mommy's legs when I go over there? that Sophie is crazy!

[Snifter]

Poor dear Hooli. Once you were a happy hermit with only a cat for company...

[hypermike]

Dear Hoolie,

Tell your mommy to put you on the next flight to Boston. I prefer JetBlue. My dad says you can stay with us until those "they think they're Pugs" go home.

Reggie

[GAPugLover]

Great pictures!! Your Pugs are gorgeous and precious!!

[Puglove2]

LOL! cute story, with even cuter pictures!

[Katie-N-Stella]

Stella here. Hooli, you shouldn't have to put up with such injustices. Mother is sending a one-way plane ticket for you to Portland. I'm an only-pug and would love to have a dapper older brudder to admire. Mother might dress you in clothing, however.