The indignity of it all! Ohhhh! Oooh! woof woof!
:bp:Pugsby here, the most dreadful thing ever happened to me last nite! *dramatic paws* Mommy left me! That's right, left me...ME! Her pug! Her amazing Pugsby! She left me last night to go to Walmart! She ALWAYS takes me in her bag, but last nite she tricked me with a ring bone, as I lay gnawing and slobering, she slipped out the door! This is abandonment!!!!! I cried the entiiire time! I could not be consoled! My human pa was was home as well as my little human, but it was not enough. Mommy was not home! She was gone for 15 days! *she says 15 minutes BUT it FELT like days* and as soon as she walked in the door I was giving her my wonderful snorts and kisses because I was sooo elated!
Then, I remembered I was mad at her, so I purposefully and filled with spite, :poop:ed on her freshly shampooed couches, and I snorted while I did it to drive the point home! You do NOT abandon THE Pugsby. Let's see her go to WALMART without ME again! HA!