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What!?!? You're doubting me???

Ellen, we know you're in mourning and didn't want to disturb you unnecessarily. Although, I think I've figured out that the garden staff of the Tall Grass is pregnant and Mike is the baby mama. I...

I've come to the conclusion that several people know about said "secret" and nobody has spilled it yet so it really can't be all that exciting or someone would have burst by now. So, I'm going back...

You suck!!!!

I'm now at work and sitting here waiting for the secret to be revealed. I can't do any work for fear that I'll miss it so if I get fired, it's Maryjo's fault!!